wardrobe malfunction

[pantryslut]

New pants are both low-riding and too big, plus they have no loops for a belt. The top I chose this morning tends to ride up. Oh well, I guess my new tattoo will get some air today...

Which reminds me of a final material desire: some suspenders. Which will likely look ridiculous going over my huge chest, but oh well.

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

The low-rise jeans in my icon are now too big for me. If I didn't have such generous hips there's no way they'd stay on my body anymore.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I don't have particularly generous hips :) I kept one hand on my waistband the entire walk to BART this morning.

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

I kept pulling up my pants on Monday. I tried a belt, but if I cinched it tight enough to actually keep my pants from sliding down, then they were all, well, cinched looking.

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

urg. I've been having this same problem. I think it's even worse in khaki's.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

GIF ?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Chest w/ suspenders, or low-riding pants?

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Both?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Both can be arranged.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

I should be interested to see both... they don't really lend themselves to being combined, do they ? Not on a functional level at least.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Functional is overrated :)

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

I suppose my primary motivations here are aesthetic, after all.[ Though I am also tickled at the semantic riff on the concept of "I'd like a picture of you in suspenders." ]

[fattest.livejournal.com]

I've gotta say, it all sounds hot to me. Low rise jeans. High riding top. Suspenders over your huge chest. Excuse me, gotta go...

[nnaloh.livejournal.com]

Wearing suspenders backwards can sometimes be a boon to the huge-chested. Puts the criss-cross part in front.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Where it frames the tits very nicely, I imagine.

[nnaloh.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed, if framing of the tits is what one is after. I didn't know whether that'd be your style.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's my style. (If I've got 'em, might as well make use of 'em once in a while.)

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

Wearing 'em frontways will also frame the tits nicely.

Excuse me, I have to go lie down now. Remembering those rainbow-striped suspenders of my mid-70's youth has just been too much for this old brain.