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[pantryslut]

I am so overbooked, I even have to schedule my depressions.

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[wookiepocket.livejournal.com]

i did that once! and then i notified everyone a week in advance that i was going to spend a week being depressed, and i sent them a list of thing they could do for me.

but, then again, i'm a project manager for work and top by nature.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I like the list. Oh yeah.

[manomano.livejournal.com]

I wish I could talk to my depression about scheduling

Me: Okay, let's see here depression, we need to pencil you in
Dep: Yeah, I'm free, well, all the time.
Me: Hmm...Well, let's see, I have, well, I have Never, how does Never work for you?
Dep: Huh. Well, OK, but maybe I'll just hang around until you're available.
Me: Well, I'll have to call security if you do that. Maybe get a restraining order.

etc.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

That sounds a lot like some therapy sessions I've heard about.

[slfisher.livejournal.com]

I can always schedule my depressions.

Figure out when my period is due.

Count back a week.

Pick 3-4 days.