three bits

[pantryslut]

1. I swear on my mother's undug grave that the magazine title at the drug store read Monster Bride. That the woman on the cover was another generic twentysomething blonde in white does not take anything away from the moment.

2. Q: Without pockets in my pants, where am I supposed to stash a tampon? A: In my cleavage, apparently.

3. I am over October. I am ready for November.

Comments

[manomano.livejournal.com]

I'm over October, but I'm not ready for November

[sciamanna.livejournal.com]

2: It's also handy for the cellphone, especially in summer.

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

How come no pockets in the pants?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Because it is hard to find office-worthy pants that fill all of the following requirements: inseam between 31 and 33 inches, no pleats, pockets. So sometimes I compromise.

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

I hate shopping for pants. No women's pants have ever fit me, so I buy men's. But they have to be loose in the thigh, since I have much heavier thighs than the average guy.

Come to think of it, I've been hating all clothes shopping. According to the marketeers, it's my demographic. Once I get to be 60, I'm supposedly going to like it again.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I am definitely thinking of going back to men's pants. I already buy men's jeans exclusively, but in the past, men's office pants were uncomfortable around the waist -- women's pants at least come with elastic vents.