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[pantryslut]

Rob Breszny's horoscope is a little opaque for me today.

So, I call upon you all:

Write me a better one. Write a horoscope for me, and post it in the comments.

Comments

[billbrent.livejournal.com]

You are experiencing some anxiety about an impending public performance. Relax, for you know that you are the Ruler of your Universe. Click your heels together three times, take three deep breaths, then knock 'em dead.

It may help to remember that everyone is about as terrified as you are. That's why you're all doing this together. It's more fun and less terrifying that way.

--The Great Billdini

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

This is lovely. I think I might just have to suck it up now :)

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

The superior person sees advantage, but does not necessarily take it. It is advantageous to cross the great water, perhaps underneath in the Transbay Tube. Nourish those around you and be nourished in turn. No blame.

[manomano.livejournal.com]

This week you'll discover that astrologers don't know what they're talking about. You'll experience a temporary attack of anxiety that will be over by the end of this sentence.