Lori Reads NYC-based confessional women columnists so you don't have to

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Summary of several columns, blog entries, etc. by said women, read over the course of one afternoon:

OMG, I'm so self-absorbed!
OMG, I'm neurotically obsessed with what other people think of me!
Did I mention that my husband is way cute and so is my baby? Plus I'm still thin! Though I still hate my body.
Insert lazy Sex and the City reference here!