fucked-up QOTD

[pantryslut]

One of those "I don't even know where to begin" moments:


"After watching Buck Angel's film [Buckback Mountain*], my imagination went wild. If half of gay men were born with vaginas, it would change the world as we know it. I don't have the time to go through the whole scenario, but THINK about it. What if in utero, male embryos, who will lean towards bottoming were born with vaginas; grow up as self-identified males like Buck or straight-acting gay men (including the effeminate), can you imagine how str8 men would react to that segment of the gay populous? If those gay men (w/vaginas) had the same mindset regarding sex as most men (gay or hetero), the female "no" factor could all but be eradicated from the dating scene as str8 men now know it.

Most gay men I know fuck on the first date and most women won't. If they could, most hetero men would too, but usually they must deal with the "no" factor. During my years (in this gay business) I, along with zillions of other gay men, thought that a first date without sex was a failure!

Just think, str8 men, who deep down inside, really don't LIKE women as people, but like having sex with the them, could eliminate what they mostly dislike about females (too much talk, wanting gifts, compliments, MONEY, at least six dates before sex, other female rules & regulations, etc.) and have a debauched sex life featuring gay men with pussies! Afterwards, they could talk about football and other man-stuff. Think about it."

(http://www.lucasblog.com/archives/2007/06/hx_column_a_cha.html -- in the comments section, "Wolfgang.")




* Yes I have a copy.

Comments

[brooksmoses]

Well, I'd start with the comma after "str8 men" in the last paragraph. The clause after it should be a limiting clause, not a descriptive one, and removing the comma changes that.

[goodbadgirl.livejournal.com]

That is so charming I'm going to print it out, laminate it, make into a magnet and stick it to my fridge.

I was already feeling so warm and fuzzy about Buck Angel after seeing him last week! Now that I know he's the solution to the "No" problem I'm going to have his picture inked onto my ass.

This is such a hot mess I have no idea where to begin feeling offended.

Ew to all of it. And let us hope the poster never runs into me in a dark alley.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

This is such a hot mess I have no idea where to begin feeling offended.

I think I was going to start with "str8 men, who deep down inside, really don't LIKE women as people", while you, Great Gay Man and A Top Obviously Just From Your Name, Mr. Wolfgang Daddy Sir, obviously really really LOVE and ADMIRE me as a person, I can tell...

[ginoushka.livejournal.com]

Oh, he totally loves you, Lori, can't you tell?

:head--->wall: Sweet jebus.

[expanding-x-man.livejournal.com]

Geez, there is a LOT more to a woman than a vagina.

Geez, what a dum dum.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Geez, there is a LOT more to a woman than a vagina.

Of course! There's "too much talk, wanting gifts, compliments, MONEY, at least six dates before sex," and "other female rules & regulations."

Geez, what a dum dum.

No argument there...

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me like he learned everything he knows about women from misogynistic straight men, hmm?

[sfgabe.livejournal.com]

snarf!
there's a lot more to a man than his vagina too.

:)

[mr-heathen.livejournal.com]

every sentence spins off into it's own universe of ignorance and hatred, doesn't it. i don't know if i should be impressed or frothing at the mouth. a little of both, i guess.

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

Check, please.

How many dates did it take for us?
Oh wait, nevermind. ;)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

You and me, we had sex *before* the first date. Which I think makes me an UltraSlut, btw.

[deepforestowl.livejournal.com]

jeebus. Ahem...in other news, what do you think of buck angel's porn? I've heard really really bad things about it. Is the sex hot or is it painful (my source said painful to watch as in buck wasn't very good at it).

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I haven;t had a chance to watch yet, but I hear in general it gets better with each release. Eventually, I'll get around to actually watching some, and I promise to give a full report.

[deepforestowl.livejournal.com]

please do! I am kind of fascinated by the gender dynamics involved with looking so much like a guy including that hideous fu manchu but having a vagina.

[divalano.livejournal.com]

*sputter*


sorry ... Monday ... less than coherent day ...

*shaking head*

[dangerpudding.livejournal.com]

Wow. There are rules and regulations? I had no idea.. I clearly missed more of the 'girl lessons' than I thought. Maybe they took place when I was out sick with pneumonia? ;)

Also.. 6 dates!?! Perhaps I'm just not actually female.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Ditto on both counts.

[bluebrie.livejournal.com]

I was just going to make the same comments...
I must not realllly be a girl.
or something

[redbird]

Dates? Do I need to serve tree fruit if I want my lovers to have sex with me? And if so, will peaches do the trick?