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[pantryslut]

zille asked for a dirty limerick. I wrote this late last month, actually.

The author Emmanual Levinas
had a smaller-than-average penis.
He tried every trick
to upsize his dick
but they failed, thus explaining his meanness.

I'll get to the rest of her questions later in the weekend.

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[fightingwords.livejournal.com]

there just aren't enough limericks in the world.

i got your email the other night, but too late unfortunately to be of any help. (and it sounds like you almost have things working all the way.) let me know if you need any other help. :)

[suhu.livejournal.com]

you have no idea how much that limerick has been cheering me up this afternoon...