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[pantryslut]

First! Saturday! The Nude Space benefit! Details are here. I think I may read an oldie but a goodie, "Test Driving the Celebrity Cock." Some of you have heard this one before, but many of you, it seems, have not! I will try to remember to bring the cock in question as well.

I still don't know what I am going to wear.


Second! A month from now! Perverts Put Out, July 28! In this case, I'm planning to read a story that was published back in 2002 but I don't think I've read out loud before: "Ruth, Roses, and Revolvers." All I am going to say further is that it involves gun play. Details to follow soon.

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

I still don't know what I am going to wear.

You mean besides the cock?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

As I say in the story, I don't have a harness big enough to wear that cock :)

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Damn. I forgot that part of the story.

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

Is it even too big to use the button-fly on your 501's to hold it in place?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

hey, I actually have a pair of 501's! Maybe I will have to experiment. But it might be too big to fit *behind* the 501's.

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

I thought *you* were wearing it and playing the part of various household objects, no? ;)

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

*laugh* And how long have you been existing in this little fantasy world?

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

Hm. Since about the time I read your post, which gave me the inspiration.

I did spend about 60 seconds trying to figure out how to make a Muppet joke out of it, though.

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

HA! And you FAILED! So there! :p

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

I know. But you knew I was going to try -- so you blocked out possible routes, didn't you?

You knew exactly what I was going to do, and set me up for this! You planned this whole thing, just to make me fail at it...

I feel like I've been someone else's control the whole time. Just mouthing words you knew I'd say...

I feel, I guess, like your Muppet. ;)

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

No fair being sneaky about it. *mutter*

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

not fair, but definitely in character.

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Good point. :)

[postmaudlin.livejournal.com]

I can't wait! Do you know how long we are supposed to read for, by any chance? (Also, do you happen to know if I'm on the July 28 PPO? I think I said yes, but I can't remember!)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, and I have no idea :) I will check the latter with Simon, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you know how one would audition for PPO? Does Simon accept unsolicited submissions?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

You can send samples of your work to me: selk at io dot com. Simon and I put together the roster collaboratively.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

We're apparently supposed to read for 30 minutes. (eek! must dig up more material!)

[postmaudlin.livejournal.com]

yeah. i just saw that. i think i am reading 20. dance, monkey, dance! *i* don't want to listen to me for 30. aiiiie.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I think I am pretending to read 30 and discovering I read fast. Oops!

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

When you said "Nude Space", my first thought was "whaa, you can't be nude in space ..." Then my brain understood what you meant.