squeaky wheel needs grease

[pantryslut]

I am cranky right now. Cranky, cranky, cranky.

Tell me (or show me, or send me) something soothing and reassuring.

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'd almost posted this in my comment, but decided to go with Yoda Frog instead...

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

In Tibet, clearly, the joke is

"Guess what?"

"Yak butt!"

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

*LAUGH* That, sir, deserves a thumbs up.

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

And, to further the comment thread:

THE YAK

by Hilaire Belloc

As a friend to the children commend me the Yak.
You will find it exactly the thing:
It will carry and fetch, you can ride on its back,
Or lead it about with a string.

The Tartar who dwells on the plains of Thibet
(A desolate region of snow)
Has for centuries made it a nursery pet.
And surely the Tartar should know!

Then tell your papa where the Yak can be got,
And if he is awfully rich
He will buy you the creature - or else he will not.
(I cannot be positive which.)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Hee!