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pantryslutThe pants I am wearing today, they do not bind in the front, and they do not gap in the back. (And they do this without an elastic inset!) They don't bag out at the hips, and they don't fall off my body. They provide a smooth and stylish silhouette. Their inseam is just the right length. And they have pockets. Real pockets.
Remind me again why I ever wear anything except men's pants?
(Oh, right, because some of them *do* cut into my belly in the front. Huh. Not these, though. Dang. These are the most comfortable pants ever. I am utterly smitten.)
Remind me again why I ever wear anything except men's pants?
(Oh, right, because some of them *do* cut into my belly in the front. Huh. Not these, though. Dang. These are the most comfortable pants ever. I am utterly smitten.)
