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"Having children out of wedlock or by multiple men is not biblical."

Date: 2007-10-16 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serazin.livejournal.com
It doesn't get much more biblical than having children out of wedlock and by multiple men!

Date: 2007-10-16 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pantryslut.livejournal.com
*Exactly* my first thought.

Date: 2007-10-16 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilipodscrill.livejournal.com
guess they read the wrong bible :)

Date: 2007-10-17 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manomano.livejournal.com
They read the New International (Expunged) Edition

Date: 2007-10-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pantryslut.livejournal.com
Must be very short!

Date: 2007-10-19 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genderfur.livejournal.com
See, the Jews have it right, here. There's the "Hebrew Bible", the Torah, and then there's the Talmud (thousands of years of commentaries).

Way too many people think that their favorite "commentaries" on the Bible ARE the Bible.

Date: 2007-10-22 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-anthropy.livejournal.com
Obviously the publishers have noticed the plot discrepancies and decided to bring the main character arcs into continuity with a massive Marvel Comics/Crisis On Infinite Earths-type event. See, you must have missed the issue where the 12 Apostles fought Galactus and caused a time vortex which altered history.

Oh, and St. John of Patmos is now a woman. In a wheelchair. With telepathic superpowers.

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