Porn spam

Dec. 4th, 2003 01:31 pm
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Sometimes porn spam can be unintentionally entertaining.



An excerpt:

"He was writing alphabet on my pussy for 20 minutes, then suddenly stopped, put me in doggy style position and stuck his dagger. But Greg, why didn't you warn me that his dick is 15 inches long?"



It was almost a shame to delete it. Even if it did make me want to send a polite critique with suggestions for improvement.

Date: 2003-12-04 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whipartist.livejournal.com
Actually, I think you should send him a pair of loppers. Fifteen inches?!

Date: 2003-12-05 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pantryslut.livejournal.com
I had to leave that in. It was just...too.

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