Help Me Do My Homework: The Sex Edition

[pantryslut]

Or: Yes I Do Requests
and also: yes, this is what I am procrastinating on

Once upon a time, in a land very far away, I used to be a sex writer. Those were the days, my friend.

It feels all very far away, though, right now, because right now apparently my brain is completely parched for ideas. Of any sort, really, but most especially for sex. Er, sex writing.

This kinda sucks, though, because I've got an upcoming show and some freelance leads and some checks to earn and all that good stuff.

So.

Why not brainstorm for with me?

If you could hire me to write about sex, what would you ask me to write?

Fiction or nonfiction. Scratch that. Fiction and nonfiction. All suggestions gladly taken.

Comments

Re: outing myself as a total loser here :)

[marrythebed.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I agree with the safe sex being hotter than any other, which is why I'm fretting over all of this. I guess I have to find the right dyke scenes. I was never good at navigating that stuff with guys either, but you gotta do what you gotta do.