Savage and Kiellor, with links.

Dan Savage: This week's Savage Love.

Garrison Kiellor: This week's column in Salon.

I am nothing if not current.


Bonus link: Bitey's translation of Kiellor.

Bonus link #2: Savage's takedown of Kiellor.

I begin to understand

Last night, I discovered by accident that telling me the highlights of a menu I haven't seen yet (especially if we're on the way to eat there!) might be akin to telling me the plot of a movie or book one hasn't read yet, for other folks. I really wanted to shout "stop it! spoiler!" and maybe I even did.

This is still an imperfect parallel, however, as it's perfectly OK for me to look up the menu by myself, at my own leisure.

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Dear final_girl:

I now have the Gore Gore Girls running in my head next to the Shirelles. All day long and counting.

Thank you, I think.

Look for payback soon.


("oooh, I said I don't know...")